epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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