I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
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