how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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