Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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