Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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