so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
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Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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