You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
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She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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