So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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