we're blogging at a bar
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I got inside last night via doggy door
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He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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