i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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