Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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