doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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