My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
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You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"