I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
