At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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