i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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