Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
hotel room ftw
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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