17 year olds will be the death of me.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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