We're like a lot better than the average bears
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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