i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
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He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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