There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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