Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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