No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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