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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
i think im in europe. pls send help
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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