her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
