Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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