idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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