thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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