well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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