maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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