He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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