operation harelip BJ is a go
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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