if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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