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• (631): View more from New York

  But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.

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• (818): View more from California

  YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK

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  i got me so drunk!

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.

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