i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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