i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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