Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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