I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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