direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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