shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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