Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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