My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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