I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Randomize
