Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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