Sacagawea was the original milf.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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