So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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