these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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