Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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