He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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