More tranny stories later!
I faked an abortion last night.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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