Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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