Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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