Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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