How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
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i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
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the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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