How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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