I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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