Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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